{"id":1350,"date":"2008-10-27T07:00:49","date_gmt":"2008-10-27T15:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/10\/27\/takashi\/"},"modified":"2009-07-22T07:12:59","modified_gmt":"2009-07-22T15:12:59","slug":"takashi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/10\/27\/takashi\/","title":{"rendered":"Takashi"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"I may have to abandon the old Celebrities stories.  I like this world too much!  Dedicated to Kara, who gave me the idea.\">\n<p>&#8220;Gods be with me,&#8221; whispers Takashi to himself, and kisses the Eye of Jack Sparrow on his hand before locking belt to cable and dropping through the skylight.  It&#8217;s dark in the Minoguean Sanctum, but he has the way memorized:  five paces to the shrine, lit by candles, and then his careful picks in the tabernacle lock.  Gold pours through his fingers.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s almost out when the lights flick on.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Stop!&#8221; thunder the liturgicops through their bullhorn, as their car fishsqueals around the alley corner.  &#8220;In the name of the Clooney!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Takashi offers one last prayer to Johnny Depp, and runs.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Gods be with me,&#8221; whispers Takashi to himself, and kisses the Eye of Jack Sparrow on his hand before locking belt to cable and dropping through the skylight. It&#8217;s dark in the Minoguean Sanctum, but he has the way memorized: five paces to the shrine, lit by candles, and then his careful picks in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1792,1791],"class_list":["post-1350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-johnny-depp","tag-takashi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1350"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1350"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1350\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3143,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1350\/revisions\/3143"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}