{"id":1349,"date":"2008-10-29T07:00:54","date_gmt":"2008-10-29T15:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/10\/29\/logan\/"},"modified":"2009-07-22T07:12:04","modified_gmt":"2009-07-22T15:12:04","slug":"logan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/10\/29\/logan\/","title":{"rendered":"Logan"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Listen, I can't be held responsible for my own words.\">\n<p>&#8220;So your bones are, like, all metal,&#8221; says Scott.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yep,&#8221; says Logan.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Again.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Right.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Plus the claws, which are&#8230; extensible?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Logan squints at him.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So it just makes sense to me that you would be coated everywhere.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I am,&#8221; Logan grunts.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Like, <i>all<\/i> your bones.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;All your <i>bones<\/i>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Really?&#8221; Scott leans forward over his MGD 64, (probably) fascinated.  &#8220;And they don&#8217;t mind?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Who?  Bad guys?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not guys.  If you get what I&#8217;m saying.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Of course they mind.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Because it&#8217;s cold?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No!  Because I&#8217;m unbreakable, and pointy!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Scott recoils.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What?  You knew that!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Take off your pants,&#8221; says Scott firmly.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;So your bones are, like, all metal,&#8221; says Scott. &#8220;Yep,&#8221; says Logan. &#8220;Again.&#8221; &#8220;Right.&#8221; &#8220;Plus the claws, which are&#8230; extensible?&#8221; Logan squints at him. &#8220;So it just makes sense to me that you would be coated everywhere.&#8221; &#8220;I am,&#8221; Logan grunts. &#8220;Like, all your bones.&#8221; &#8220;Yes.&#8221; &#8220;All your bones.&#8221; &#8220;Yes!&#8221; &#8220;Really?&#8221; Scott leans forward over [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1788,1789],"class_list":["post-1349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-logan","tag-scott"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1349"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1349"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3141,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1349\/revisions\/3141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}