Skittish investors scurry for relative safety when Kensington turns on the kitchen light, but she’s quick and manages to catch a couple of them by their tails.<\/p>\n
“I knew it!” she says. “I’m going to have to call in the exterminators, aren’t I?”<\/p>\n
“oh noes,” squeaks one of them.<\/p>\n
“listen ok there is another solution 2 this,” chirps his dangling friend.<\/p>\n
“Really? I’m not sure I want to hear it.”<\/p>\n
“we can has capital infusion kplzthx”<\/p>\n
Kensington shakes her head very slowly and marches off to flush them.<\/p>\n
Later, the rest of them burn her house down while they’re still inside.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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