Mongo and his goons are finishing up a perfectly good warehouse robbery when they get interrupted, of course.<\/p>\n
“Not so fast, evildoers!” booms a voice from the rafters. “You’ve been caught by…<\/p>\n
PROJECT C<\/p>\n
Armed with the speed… of a Cobra!<\/p>\n
The fierceness… of a Cougar!<\/p>\n
The tenacity… of a Coelacanth!<\/p>\n
The strength… of a Carcophang!”<\/p>\n
“A what?”<\/p>\n
“It’s an animal that I made up,” explains Project C. “It’s like an elephant but with tiger fur, and extra tusks on top of its head.”<\/p>\n
Mongo glares and points at him. “All right, do-gooder,” he growls, “but you’d better have drawings.<\/i>“<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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