{"id":1321,"date":"2008-09-17T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-17T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/09\/17\/cagley\/"},"modified":"2009-08-19T09:29:36","modified_gmt":"2009-08-19T17:29:36","slug":"cagley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/09\/17\/cagley\/","title":{"rendered":"Cagley"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cagley has committed so much oneiricide lately that it&#8217;s putting her a little behind on homework.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Cagley?&#8221; her mom says nervously when she starts brushing her teeth at 7:00.  &#8220;Are you really that tired, sweetie?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m going to read for a while first,&#8221; Cagley assures her, then leaps into bed and spends the next ten hours pushing confused people off buildings.  They always disappear with a poof and a yelp before they hit the ground.  Well, almost always.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re thinking about taking you in for a sleep study,&#8221; frowns her dad in the morning.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Whatever,&#8221; says Cagley, thinking, okay, you&#8217;re next.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cagley has committed so much oneiricide lately that it&#8217;s putting her a little behind on homework. &#8220;Cagley?&#8221; her mom says nervously when she starts brushing her teeth at 7:00. &#8220;Are you really that tired, sweetie?&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m going to read for a while first,&#8221; Cagley assures her, then leaps into bed and spends the next ten [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2163],"class_list":["post-1321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cagley"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1321"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1321"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1321\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3527,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1321\/revisions\/3527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}