At one point the Nazis track him down and inquire, via wine and jacked blonde ladies, where his spear is.<\/p>\n
“What?” says Longinus, more interested in the wine. “I lost it.”<\/p>\n
They attempt, via methods similar to those of the Inquitision, to jog his memory.<\/p>\n
“The wine was more effective,” says Longinus.<\/p>\n
“‘S in Masada!” he slurs later. “Defnitly Masada, less take a field trip down there.”<\/p>\n
The covert mission into Palestine gets messed up pretty bad by the British spit-and-leather boys.<\/p>\n
“Actually,” he muses to a blood-gasping SS kommandant, “I think it was in Libya! Man! Sorry!”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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