{"id":1312,"date":"2008-09-04T22:36:10","date_gmt":"2008-09-05T06:36:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/09\/04\/zach-10\/"},"modified":"2009-12-02T22:51:43","modified_gmt":"2009-12-03T06:51:43","slug":"zach-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/09\/04\/zach-10\/","title":{"rendered":"Zach"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Zach has it totally wrong.  Uma Thurman was supposed to kill Jason Statham's car.\">\n<p>&#8220;She should really trust me by now,&#8221; Zach mutters.<\/p>\n<p>Istv&aacute;n looks up, then down again.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I mean, yes, I was trained and hired specifically to murder her,&#8221; Zach says.  &#8220;But can I help what I am?  I&#8217;m like the guy in that <i>Grosse Point Blank<\/i> movie, where he has to kill Natalie Portman&#8217;s dad but then they have sex.  You know?  That&#8217;s what I&#8217;m supposed to be doing, not sitting in a room with you two while she&#8217;s out&#8211;whatever!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<i>Bukta<\/i>,&#8221; Istv&aacute;n sighs.<\/p>\n<p>Zach frowns at Istv&aacute;n.  Istvan frowns at P&aacute;l.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Gin,&#8221; says P&aacute;l mildly, spreading a hand full of diamonds.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;She should really trust me by now,&#8221; Zach mutters. Istv&aacute;n looks up, then down again. &#8220;I mean, yes, I was trained and hired specifically to murder her,&#8221; Zach says. &#8220;But can I help what I am? I&#8217;m like the guy in that Grosse Point Blank movie, where he has to kill Natalie Portman&#8217;s dad but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[2158,2159,1823,2788],"class_list":["post-1312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zach","tag-istvan","tag-pal","tag-sara","tag-zach"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1312"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1312"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3838,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1312\/revisions\/3838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}