{"id":1307,"date":"2008-08-27T21:22:55","date_gmt":"2008-08-28T05:22:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/08\/27\/street-golf\/"},"modified":"2008-08-28T07:49:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-28T15:49:00","slug":"street-golf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/08\/27\/street-golf\/","title":{"rendered":"Street golf!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Shit yeah!<\/p>\n<p>You only get one club in street golf, usually a big one.  Some people tape an aluminum bat to the side of their clubs, which is called, in street golf jargon, &#8220;bat-taping.&#8221;  It&#8217;s technically illegal.  It&#8217;s also sort of inadvisable to call anyone on it, because they have a bat.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway you basically just hit the ball as fast as you can until you get to the manhole with the little pointy flag in it.  Whoever doesn&#8217;t get arrested wins.<\/p>\n<p>Street golf!<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re allowed to use parkour but only if you admit that you look like a douchebag.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shit yeah! You only get one club in street golf, usually a big one. Some people tape an aluminum bat to the side of their clubs, which is called, in street golf jargon, &#8220;bat-taping.&#8221; It&#8217;s technically illegal. It&#8217;s also sort of inadvisable to call anyone on it, because they have a bat. Anyway you basically [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1307"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}