Miss Havisham waits expectantly.<\/p>\n
“We had, um, a midnight feast, is all,” explains Iala. “In the dorm.”<\/p>\n
“Which dorm?” Miss Havisham asks quietly.<\/p>\n
“2B!” says Iala. “3A!” says Ernestine.<\/p>\n
“It was sort of in both,” says Iala. “Or either.”<\/p>\n
“Only,” says Ernestine, “there was a fight. With food. A food fight.”<\/p>\n
“No one was hurt,” says Radiane. “It was all in fun. Gentle fun.”<\/p>\n
“Well, to be perfectly honest,” says Iala piously, “someone did get hit with a sausage.”<\/p>\n
Miss Havisham’s eyebrow can climb no higher.<\/p>\n
Proserpina sits in the back, grumpy, cheeks red and left eye puffing up quite nicely.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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