The problem with subterranean medical care is, at heart, a cotton shortage.<\/p>\n
“Ragachak think it infected,” says Ragachak mournfully, picking at scabs. “Ragachak not know why!”<\/p>\n
“Probably because all five of you used the same bandage,” sighs Doctor von Bloöd. “I keep telling you goblins that sharing is not<\/i> always caring. Nurse, sterilize these?”<\/p>\n
The nurse breathes fire on the instrument tray.<\/p>\n
“I’ll lance it, but you’ll need to keep it clean,” says von Bloöd. “Can’t you waylay some do-gooders carrying clean water for once?”<\/p>\n
“Ragachak try!” chirps Ragachak. “But it hard to tell before we drop the big rock.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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