{"id":1304,"date":"2008-08-25T22:39:57","date_gmt":"2008-08-26T06:39:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/08\/25\/hawthorne-3\/"},"modified":"2009-08-19T09:07:09","modified_gmt":"2009-08-19T17:07:09","slug":"hawthorne-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/08\/25\/hawthorne-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Hawthorne"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"GUESS HOW I FEEL ABOUT LAST FRIDAY'S STORY\">\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve had a change of will you GET out of the WAY,&#8221; Hawthorne explains.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not going to let you cannibalize yourself,&#8221; grunts Senji.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m hungry!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Eat a graham cracker!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I told you, I&#8217;m an animist!&#8221; Hawthorne pants, still struggling to reach the stovetop.  &#8220;I refuse to consume of any unit of spiritual life!  Autotrophy is the only ethical choice!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You don&#8217;t even know the proper cooking temperature for human meat!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Only because you won&#8217;t let me experiment!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Fine!&#8221;  Senji steps back.  &#8220;Fine.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hawthorne puts his hand in the frying pan.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That is really hot!&#8221; he says, like a nonchalant bat.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve had a change of will you GET out of the WAY,&#8221; Hawthorne explains. &#8220;I&#8217;m not going to let you cannibalize yourself,&#8221; grunts Senji. &#8220;I&#8217;m hungry!&#8221; &#8220;Eat a graham cracker!&#8221; &#8220;I told you, I&#8217;m an animist!&#8221; Hawthorne pants, still struggling to reach the stovetop. &#8220;I refuse to consume of any unit of spiritual life! Autotrophy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[771,770],"class_list":["post-1304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hawthorne","tag-senji"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1304"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1304"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1304\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3514,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1304\/revisions\/3514"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}