{"id":1290,"date":"2008-08-06T07:00:49","date_gmt":"2008-08-06T15:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/08\/06\/eugenia\/"},"modified":"2009-08-17T07:21:36","modified_gmt":"2009-08-17T15:21:36","slug":"eugenia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/08\/06\/eugenia\/","title":{"rendered":"Eugenia"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Credit more or less directly to Kara.\">\n<p>Kaci&#8217;s so excited to finally be getting a dad that she&#8217;s playing bungee with Eugenia&#8217;s arm, straining at it to peer curiously between the bars, squealing and yanking herself back every time one jumps up.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t startle them, sweetie,&#8221; Eugenia groans.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I want <i>all<\/i> of them!&#8221; Kaci declares.  A salt-and-pepper dad sniffs at her hand.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, I&#8217;m sorry, you can&#8217;t.  And we have to be careful about which one we pick.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Some of them have been abused,&#8221; says Eugenia sadly.<\/p>\n<p>One of the dads scratches furiously at his ear, then looks startled to have found something in it.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kaci&#8217;s so excited to finally be getting a dad that she&#8217;s playing bungee with Eugenia&#8217;s arm, straining at it to peer curiously between the bars, squealing and yanking herself back every time one jumps up. &#8220;Don&#8217;t startle them, sweetie,&#8221; Eugenia groans. &#8220;I want all of them!&#8221; Kaci declares. A salt-and-pepper dad sniffs at her hand. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2122,2121],"class_list":["post-1290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-eugenia","tag-kaci"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1290"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1290"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1290\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3484,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1290\/revisions\/3484"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}