One day a helicopter gives Kiva a cow! It’s awesome! Later, the other women in her village get helicopter cows too.<\/p>\n
“So, we’ve all got cows now,” says Refieh.<\/p>\n
“I was hoping you’d buy some of my milk,” Kiva admits.<\/p>\n
“Well, right,” says Refieh, “but I’ve got this cow.”<\/p>\n
“You know that’s not how cows work, right?” says Dawnes hesitantly. “They have to have calves first?”<\/p>\n
“Did anybody get a bull?” calls Kiva.<\/p>\n
“I’ve got one,” announces Qusay, from the big farm down the road.<\/p>\n
“How much for, um, you know?”<\/p>\n
“Tell you what,” he chuckles, “I’ll lease it to you.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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