Annamarie’s brother tends to appear out of nowhere.<\/p>\n
“Jesus, Kurt!” she says, and scrambles back over the top of the picnic table, away from Remy. Squirrels flee.<\/p>\n
“Are you guys making out?” asks Kurt, dangling upside-down from the tree.<\/p>\n
“Does it look like we’re making out?”<\/p>\n
Kurt inverse-shrugs.<\/p>\n
“That’s a neat trick, kid,” says Remy. “Why don’t you buy yourself an ice cream for it?” He flips Annamarie’s quarter.<\/p>\n
Kurt catches it. “Ice cream costs, like, four bucks.”<\/p>\n
“Then go do it for fifteen other people.”<\/p>\n
Kurt makes an obscene gesture, though probably not the one you’re thinking of.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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