{"id":1278,"date":"2008-07-21T22:44:46","date_gmt":"2008-07-22T06:44:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/07\/21\/baman\/"},"modified":"2009-08-17T07:20:41","modified_gmt":"2009-08-17T15:20:41","slug":"baman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/07\/21\/baman\/","title":{"rendered":"Baman"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Not About Superheroes Week FAILS TO RETURN\">\n<p>Baman got his logo t-shirt from a novelty store, XXXL, which is what it has to be to fit over the extra ceramic plates, which are in turn over a normal kevlar vest, attached with duct tape.  The taped plates are pretty sticky and painful to remove.  You endure such things, as a superhero.<\/p>\n<p>A superhero whose name is spelled differently than other superheroes and thus cannot possibly be trademark infringement.<\/p>\n<p>Later the real Batman catches him and dangles him off a rooftop.  &#8220;Why are you doing this?&#8221; he growls.<\/p>\n<p>Baman blushes.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You wanna go to a movie?&#8221; he says.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Baman got his logo t-shirt from a novelty store, XXXL, which is what it has to be to fit over the extra ceramic plates, which are in turn over a normal kevlar vest, attached with duct tape. The taped plates are pretty sticky and painful to remove. You endure such things, as a superhero. A [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2119,2120],"class_list":["post-1278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-baman","tag-batman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1278"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1278"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1278\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3482,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1278\/revisions\/3482"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}