{"id":1277,"date":"2008-07-18T21:47:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-19T05:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/07\/18\/cakebaker\/"},"modified":"2009-08-17T07:21:07","modified_gmt":"2009-08-17T15:21:07","slug":"cakebaker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/07\/18\/cakebaker\/","title":{"rendered":"Cakebaker"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"With apologies to Holly Gramazio.\">\n<p>The white card says &#8220;G.&#8221;<!-- That's a reference to \"Gigamesh\" by Stanislaw Lem, by the way.  Way to cleverly read the source code!  Too bad I didn't think to put this in here until two days after the story went up. --><\/p>\n<p>Obvious this refers to Google, which is to say Analytics:  the GA user-code embedded in the source of the old Bees rabbithole site. Trite, really, smirks Agent Cakebaker.  Multiply by the LOST numbers and parse Fibonacciwise to get GPS coordinates.<\/p>\n<p>Atop the Eiffel Tower, she waits expectantly for the First Annual ARGMasters Convention to begin.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, Goggles goes to Afghanistan; Deathless, to McMurdo Station.  Token American winds up at a local Indian restaurant, ordering random dishes.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We need better metaclues,&#8221; says Deathless once they&#8217;ve all straggled home again.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There were <i>clues?<\/i>&#8221; says Token American haplessly.<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The white card says &#8220;G.&#8221; Obvious this refers to Google, which is to say Analytics: the GA user-code embedded in the source of the old Bees rabbithole site. Trite, really, smirks Agent Cakebaker. Multiply by the LOST numbers and parse Fibonacciwise to get GPS coordinates. Atop the Eiffel Tower, she waits expectantly for the First [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2103,2102,2105,2104],"class_list":["post-1277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cakebaker","tag-deathless","tag-goggles","tag-token-american"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1277"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1277"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1277\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3483,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1277\/revisions\/3483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}