“Do I have to wear the gloves?” Iala frowns.<\/p>\n
“They’re for your hands, not her head,” sighs Proserpina. “Stop tucking your thumbs inside your fists or I shall break them before you do.”<\/p>\n
“Swish swish crack!” mutters Ernestine, in the other corner, making little swipes as she stares at the sand-marked edges of the ring. “Pop swish pop!”<\/p>\n
“Keep your hands up,” says Radiane, “and please don’t try to pull her hair.”<\/p>\n
“I won’t if she doesn’t,” Ernestine lies.<\/p>\n
“Eep!” says Georgette, upon accidentally dinging the bell. The chatter of the assembled first-years spooks the pigeons in the rafters.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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