{"id":1260,"date":"2008-06-27T07:00:49","date_gmt":"2008-06-27T15:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/06\/27\/cording\/"},"modified":"2009-08-15T00:22:54","modified_gmt":"2009-08-15T08:22:54","slug":"cording","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/06\/27\/cording\/","title":{"rendered":"Cording"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The autobiography of Cording Vance&#8211;callsign Rakehell; alias Cordwood Vance, alias Thomas Cording, alias Tommy Bombshell; interfederal fugitive on charges of racketeering, assault, contraband weapons trading and a number of murders so great it is technically classified as a war crime; called the Fire on Algol, the Sunkiller, Slick Burn Tommy, Bloodbather or the Terricide; subject of the late Jacen Knobpop&#8217;s #1 intergalactic megasingle &#8220;Demon Star;&#8221; threat to disobedient children; pimp, controlled nucleotide dealer, enforcer, executioner, gangster, petty warlord and, of late, writer&#8211;reads in its entirety as follows:  &#8220;Listen man don&#8217;t EVER fuck with librarians that&#8217;s all I&#8217;m gonna say.&#8221;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The autobiography of Cording Vance&#8211;callsign Rakehell; alias Cordwood Vance, alias Thomas Cording, alias Tommy Bombshell; interfederal fugitive on charges of racketeering, assault, contraband weapons trading and a number of murders so great it is technically classified as a war crime; called the Fire on Algol, the Sunkiller, Slick Burn Tommy, Bloodbather or the Terricide; subject [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2095,1161,2096],"class_list":["post-1260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cording","tag-jacen","tag-tommy-bombshell"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1260"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1260"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1260\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3457,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1260\/revisions\/3457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}