“–similar to a sugar pill including nausea blurred vision and increased desire to gamble see our ad on health dot com,” finishes Zyrexitab, panting slightly and beaming at the class’s haphazard applause.<\/p>\n
“Very good!” says the teacher. “Okay, has anyone not gone yet? Mirazinol? Apostrophex? Wait–yes, our newest classmate! Is it… Reggie?”<\/p>\n
“Uh,” says Reggie, who’s been dreading this. “I can’t recite my disclaimer.”<\/p>\n
The teacher smiles. “Don’t be shy!”<\/p>\n
“No, I mean… I’m named after my grandfather. I don’t have a pharma patron.”<\/p>\n
The whole class stares, then, as if cued. Rich boy,<\/i> mouths one of them, accusingly silent.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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