{"id":1253,"date":"2008-06-18T17:27:34","date_gmt":"2008-06-19T01:27:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/06\/18\/bhavini\/"},"modified":"2009-08-13T11:48:22","modified_gmt":"2009-08-13T19:48:22","slug":"bhavini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/06\/18\/bhavini\/","title":{"rendered":"Bhavini"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Grocery List for Disaster is playing an all-ages at Clifton&#8217;s, which means Ceez didn&#8217;t show, which means Bhavini has to spar with Gomer.  Gomer is frail-looking and old; he is also fast and mean and smells of mung beans.  Like some fifth-dimensional shape, Bhavini thinks glumly, this situation has only downsides.<\/p>\n<p>Sensei squeezes her shoulders in that way that&#8217;s supposed to approximate a shoulder rub but comes off like a Vulcan murder grip.  &#8220;How&#8217;s my contender?&#8221; he chuckles.  &#8220;Gettin&#8217; psyched up?  Got &#8216;Eye of the Tiger&#8217; on your headphones?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No,&#8221; she says, &#8220;A Grocery List for Disaster.&#8221;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Grocery List for Disaster is playing an all-ages at Clifton&#8217;s, which means Ceez didn&#8217;t show, which means Bhavini has to spar with Gomer. Gomer is frail-looking and old; he is also fast and mean and smells of mung beans. Like some fifth-dimensional shape, Bhavini thinks glumly, this situation has only downsides. Sensei squeezes her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2084,2085,2086],"class_list":["post-1253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bhavini","tag-ceez","tag-gomer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1253"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1253"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1253\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3447,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1253\/revisions\/3447"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}