“I’m not checking him, you check him.”<\/p>\n
“I checked the other guy!”<\/p>\n
“You’re on check duty.”<\/p>\n
“You invented check duty! Yesterday! And I had it then too!”<\/p>\n
“It’s a weekly rotation!”<\/p>\n
“God! Fine!”<\/p>\n
“Fine!”<\/p>\n
“Fine!” A mutual glare, and the scruffier centurion steps up to the base of the cross.<\/p>\n
“Hey, man, you okay?” he asks, and pokes his crappy dull twice-mended spear gently–gently, he will swear so many times<\/i> in the years to come that it was gently<\/i>–at the guy’s side.<\/p>\n
He gets a face full of blood and water for his trouble.<\/p>\n
“Oh GROSS,” Longinus sputters.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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