{"id":1247,"date":"2008-06-09T07:00:52","date_gmt":"2008-06-09T15:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/06\/09\/bongo-mctweedlepants\/"},"modified":"2009-11-16T23:01:13","modified_gmt":"2009-11-17T07:01:13","slug":"bongo-mctweedlepants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/06\/09\/bongo-mctweedlepants\/","title":{"rendered":"Bongo McTweedlepants"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Go over them again, Davey,” says Bongo McTweedlepants warningly.<\/p>\n

Profoctor Davey sighs. “Fine. No cussing, although I never cuss and if I did they’d bleep it.”<\/p>\n

“Keep going!”<\/p>\n

Davey pulls the list from his wallet. “No reading from my dissertation on eugenics. No putting the kids’ names in limericks. No giggling when I quote Balzac. No discussing forced sterilization for Kentuckians. Okay? I promise!”<\/p>\n

“Okay,” says Bongo, still edgy. “Terry, are we almost live? Okay, cue music.”<\/p>\n

Theme soooong!<\/p>\n

“But I can talk about euthanasia for the colorblind<\/a>, right?” says Davey, as soon as it fades.<\/p>\n

“JESUS FUCKING CHRIST,” says Bongo.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Go over them again, Davey,” says Bongo McTweedlepants warningly. Profoctor Davey sighs. “Fine. No cussing, although I never cuss and if I did they’d bleep it.” “Keep going!” Davey pulls the list from his wallet. “No reading from my dissertation on eugenics. No putting the kids’ names in limericks. No giggling when I quote Balzac. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1486,2038,443],"class_list":["post-1247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bongo-mctweedlepants","tag-profoctor-davey","tag-terry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1247"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1247"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1247\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3792,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1247\/revisions\/3792"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}