“Do you think it’s true?” asks Cote as the TV movie credits get squished sideways by an ad. “About the thousand paper cranes, and wishes?”<\/p>\n
“Sure,” says Ballard, “and if you beat Tomb Raider ten times without dying you get to see her naked.”<\/p>\n
“You think the whole notion exists just to screw with people? Why?”<\/p>\n
Ballard shrugs. “Because people love cheat codes. Whether you’re trying to cheat death or Nintendo is just a matter of scale.”<\/p>\n
Cote snuggles in closer. “You’re such an asshole. Why do I like you?”<\/p>\n
“What,” he asks, “do you think I spent my wish on?”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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