{"id":1239,"date":"2008-05-28T07:00:35","date_gmt":"2008-05-28T15:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/05\/28\/euler\/"},"modified":"2009-08-11T12:43:37","modified_gmt":"2009-08-11T20:43:37","slug":"euler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/05\/28\/euler\/","title":{"rendered":"Euler"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The velcro elves clamber by night up Euler&#8217;s winter jackets and weave hair and dirt in among the nylon loops.  It&#8217;s not even his hair, it&#8217;s hair from dogs or tweed or, once, threads of real corn silk.  Sometimes it&#8217;s the exact color of hair that will make your girlfriend so angry she leaves.<\/p>\n<p>Most have forgotten the old ways of assuaging the fair folk, but Euler remembers:  a bowl of milk and a piece of chalk by the door, and a little dry bread in his pocket.<\/p>\n<p>This completely fails to work on the velcro elves, because they are dicks.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The velcro elves clamber by night up Euler&#8217;s winter jackets and weave hair and dirt in among the nylon loops. It&#8217;s not even his hair, it&#8217;s hair from dogs or tweed or, once, threads of real corn silk. Sometimes it&#8217;s the exact color of hair that will make your girlfriend so angry she leaves. Most [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2063],"class_list":["post-1239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-euler"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1239"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1239"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1239\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3425,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1239\/revisions\/3425"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}