{"id":1230,"date":"2008-05-14T07:00:47","date_gmt":"2008-05-14T15:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/05\/14\/glenn\/"},"modified":"2009-08-11T12:40:04","modified_gmt":"2009-08-11T20:40:04","slug":"glenn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/05\/14\/glenn\/","title":{"rendered":"Glenn"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Also the portrait of Emperor Norton is lopsided.\">\n<p>&#8220;Why don&#8217;t you like the new zeroes?&#8221; asks Glenn.  &#8220;The art?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s just weird that these are our currency!  Can&#8217;t we show a little denial?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They&#8217;re not the <i>only<\/i> legal tender.  There are two halves of the equation.&#8221;  Glenn pulls it from his pocket.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Holy!&#8221; says Barton, eyes bugging at the lemniscate.  &#8220;Could&#8230;  could I maybe rent that sucker?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Maaaybe.  How many zeroes are you willing to pay?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;All I&#8217;ve got!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Deal.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A billpaper flurry, and Barton scampers off down the street.  &#8220;I&#8217;ve got it!&#8221;  he hoots.  &#8220;The infinity dollar bill!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, thinks Glenn, now try getting someone to make change.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Why don&#8217;t you like the new zeroes?&#8221; asks Glenn. &#8220;The art?&#8221; &#8220;It&#8217;s just weird that these are our currency! Can&#8217;t we show a little denial?&#8221; &#8220;They&#8217;re not the only legal tender. There are two halves of the equation.&#8221; Glenn pulls it from his pocket. &#8220;Holy!&#8221; says Barton, eyes bugging at the lemniscate. &#8220;Could&#8230; could I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2047,2046],"class_list":["post-1230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-barton","tag-glenn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1230"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1230"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3415,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1230\/revisions\/3415"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}