{"id":1224,"date":"2008-05-05T16:17:36","date_gmt":"2008-05-06T00:17:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/05\/05\/profoctor-davey\/"},"modified":"2009-08-10T22:59:08","modified_gmt":"2009-08-11T06:59:08","slug":"profoctor-davey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/05\/05\/profoctor-davey\/","title":{"rendered":"Profoctor Davey"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Half of this story belongs to Stephen Heintz.\">\n<blockquote>\n<p><i>Dear Profoctor Davey,<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>reads the letter,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>I keep having bad dreams they are all about our pool in the back yard and I fall in like my sister did and never get out.  Every time I smell the laundry room I think about her and cry and cry.  Why did it happen?  Dougan from Topeka, age 9.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Well, Dougan, I bet what you&#8217;re smelling is the element <i>chlorine,<\/i>&#8221; says Profoctor Davey brightly.  &#8220;Let&#8217;s ask my buddy Bongo McTweedlepants to explain some more!  Bongo?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The hell we need puppets on a goddamn radio show anyway,&#8221; mutters Bongo.  &#8220;What?  Oh, are we live?&#8221;<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Profoctor Davey, reads the letter, I keep having bad dreams they are all about our pool in the back yard and I fall in like my sister did and never get out. Every time I smell the laundry room I think about her and cry and cry. Why did it happen? Dougan from Topeka, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1486,2038],"class_list":["post-1224","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bongo-mctweedlepants","tag-profoctor-davey"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1224"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1224"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1224\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3404,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1224\/revisions\/3404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}