{"id":122,"date":"2006-11-10T17:48:29","date_gmt":"2006-11-10T22:48:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/11\/10\/sylph\/"},"modified":"2009-07-05T22:18:30","modified_gmt":"2009-07-06T06:18:30","slug":"sylph","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/11\/10\/sylph\/","title":{"rendered":"Sylph"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Derived from a starting sentence by Scott Stauble.\">\n<p>Seven years ago Sylph was dead.  Presently, Sylph remains dead, but more politically active.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Because our voices deserve to be heard!&#8221; thunders Sylph&#8217;s mom into the microphone.  &#8220;Because it&#8217;s time we stopped electing people with their own ideas and motives.  Time we stopped letting special interests play on the desires of our representatives!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She takes her daughter&#8217;s hand, in forceps, and raises it to the sky.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My daughter was robbed of her voice,&#8221; she says.  &#8220;Don&#8217;t let politicians continue to rob us of ours!  Vote Sylph!  <i>Vote for change!<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The crows bellows agreement.  Sylph lists over a bit to the left.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seven years ago Sylph was dead. Presently, Sylph remains dead, but more politically active. &#8220;Because our voices deserve to be heard!&#8221; thunders Sylph&#8217;s mom into the microphone. &#8220;Because it&#8217;s time we stopped electing people with their own ideas and motives. Time we stopped letting special interests play on the desires of our representatives!&#8221; She takes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1568],"class_list":["post-122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-sylph"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2894,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions\/2894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}