{"id":1210,"date":"2008-04-22T23:07:50","date_gmt":"2008-04-23T07:07:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/04\/22\/jake-9\/"},"modified":"2009-08-10T22:56:47","modified_gmt":"2009-08-11T06:56:47","slug":"jake-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/04\/22\/jake-9\/","title":{"rendered":"Jake"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Stolen from Rachel Chalmers, and also, real life.\">\n<p>When he comes out of the Chipotle a sudden gust of wind tilts the chip basket out of his hand, then, when he bends down, smacks him with a fluttering newspaper.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not reading the headline,&#8221; Jake growls, peeling it aside.<\/p>\n<p>From a little ways down the street, a busking violinist draws out her first mournful note; two ravens on a telephone line shudder and cry.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t even try to bring that pathetic fallacy shit today!&#8221;  Jake yells at the sky.  &#8220;I swear to God, I will  dance with my umbrella!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A thunderhead pokes above the horizon, looking quite literally sheepish.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When he comes out of the Chipotle a sudden gust of wind tilts the chip basket out of his hand, then, when he bends down, smacks him with a fluttering newspaper. &#8220;I&#8217;m not reading the headline,&#8221; Jake growls, peeling it aside. From a little ways down the street, a busking violinist draws out her first [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[2786],"class_list":["post-1210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jake","tag-jake"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1210"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1210"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3395,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1210\/revisions\/3395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}