{"id":1207,"date":"2008-04-17T15:03:13","date_gmt":"2008-04-17T23:03:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/04\/17\/longinus-4\/"},"modified":"2009-08-10T22:56:06","modified_gmt":"2009-08-11T06:56:06","slug":"longinus-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/04\/17\/longinus-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Longinus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Longinus started the first two cults by accident, and found them tremendous annoyances.  The steppes made him as depressed as they made everyone else clingy; he swatted them away like Mongolian horseflies (but smaller and less determined).<\/p>\n<p>The third he assembled deliberately, and for a specific reason:  he hadn&#8217;t slept with anyone in a hundred and thirty years.  Just a run of bad luck, which didn&#8217;t get any better, as the name &#8220;Sisterhood of Love Divine in Flesh&#8221; somehow managed to attract eighty-nine eunuchs.<\/p>\n<p>The fourth cult got <a href=\"http:\/\/fabiansociety.blogspot.com\/2008\/04\/ahasuerus.html\">stolen by Ahasuerus<\/a> and that just ruined the whole thing for him.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Longinus started the first two cults by accident, and found them tremendous annoyances. The steppes made him as depressed as they made everyone else clingy; he swatted them away like Mongolian horseflies (but smaller and less determined). The third he assembled deliberately, and for a specific reason: he hadn&#8217;t slept with anyone in a hundred [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[1997,2791],"class_list":["post-1207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-longinus","tag-ahasuerus","tag-longinus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1207"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1207"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1207\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3392,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1207\/revisions\/3392"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}