{"id":1204,"date":"2008-04-14T14:13:04","date_gmt":"2008-04-14T22:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/04\/14\/dora\/"},"modified":"2009-08-07T19:45:10","modified_gmt":"2009-08-08T03:45:10","slug":"dora","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/04\/14\/dora\/","title":{"rendered":"Dora"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Stolen outright, in topic and tone, from Holly Gramazio.\">\n<p>&#8220;I come to Somerfield, I expect no trouble getting a couple courgettes!&#8221; fumes Dora.  &#8220;And what do you think I actually ended up with at home?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not courgettes?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, then they&#8217;re&#8211;&#8221; the manager darts his hasty eyes at the label.  &#8220;Um, zu&#8211;zubrettes, of course.  Similar but sweeter.  From Spain.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s unpatriotic!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Madam,&#8221; he says stiffly, &#8220;I trust you to understand that your used vegetables and  your patriotism can be inserted in the same place.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Down the aisle, inconspicuously dressed, the members of Operation Zucchini Majority giggle:  and then, chomping fresh crisp greenness, make for the Tesco at the roundabout.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I come to Somerfield, I expect no trouble getting a couple courgettes!&#8221; fumes Dora. &#8220;And what do you think I actually ended up with at home?&#8221; &#8220;Not courgettes?&#8221; &#8220;No!&#8221; &#8220;Well, then they&#8217;re&#8211;&#8221; the manager darts his hasty eyes at the label. &#8220;Um, zu&#8211;zubrettes, of course. Similar but sweeter. From Spain.&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s unpatriotic!&#8221; &#8220;Madam,&#8221; he says [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2023],"class_list":["post-1204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dora"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1204"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1204"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1204\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3388,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1204\/revisions\/3388"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}