{"id":1203,"date":"2008-04-11T07:00:48","date_gmt":"2008-04-11T15:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/04\/11\/pharez\/"},"modified":"2009-08-07T19:44:47","modified_gmt":"2009-08-08T03:44:47","slug":"pharez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/04\/11\/pharez\/","title":{"rendered":"Pharez"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I. i.  There was a man walking alone at night; ii.  and Pharez said, &#8220;I&#8217;m a rob that fucker.&#8221;  iii.  So he set upon him.  iv.  But the man overcame Pharez, and took his knife.<\/p>\n<p>II.  i.  And Pharez was greatly amazed.  ii.  And he said unto the man, iii.  &#8220;What are you, some kinda ninja or somethin&#8217;?&#8221;  iv.  And the man spoke, saying, v.  &#8220;I am no ninja.  I was simply prepared.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>III.  i.  The man left, and Pharez was sore troubled, and thought upon many things.  ii.  And the first thought was that iii.  he would buy a gun.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I. i. There was a man walking alone at night; ii. and Pharez said, &#8220;I&#8217;m a rob that fucker.&#8221; iii. So he set upon him. iv. But the man overcame Pharez, and took his knife. II. i. And Pharez was greatly amazed. ii. And he said unto the man, iii. &#8220;What are you, some kinda [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2022],"class_list":["post-1203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-pharez"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1203"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1203"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1203\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3387,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1203\/revisions\/3387"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}