“Not that kind of demon,” huffs the Judging Demon.<\/p>\n
“What kind, then?” Richard’s thinking, yeah, he could probably take this thing. It doesn’t even have horns.<\/p>\n
“A purpose-built slave,” it says acidly. “Maxwell’s, UNIX, what have you. Give me your papers.”<\/p>\n
Richard does. “They say I’m a heretic. Dissenter.” He pitches low. “Freedom fighter. Understand?”<\/p>\n
It nods, then lifts him up davinciwise and removes his flesh. At one point, Richard screams so hard that he vomits a tiny wooden man.<\/p>\n
“There you are,” says the Judging Demon. “Sticking around this time?”<\/p>\n
“We all got jobs,” it mutters, wiping away bile.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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