{"id":119,"date":"2006-11-15T07:42:58","date_gmt":"2006-11-15T12:42:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/11\/15\/gabriel\/"},"modified":"2009-07-05T22:20:33","modified_gmt":"2009-07-06T06:20:33","slug":"gabriel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/11\/15\/gabriel\/","title":{"rendered":"Gabriel"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"First six words of this story contributed by McKinley Moore.\">\n<p>And on the eighth day, monkeys (who, finding themselves well-equipped, simply climbed the firmament) get into everything:  the cloud inflater, the island wheel, the seraphs&#8217; eye irrigator.  The atmosphere gets pumped with nitrogen; the Big Kite becomes a Dipper.  They never determine what happened in the glacier press, but it takes two millennia to clean.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And we haven&#8217;t had a minute to watch the garden,&#8221; Gabriel fusses to his boss.  &#8220;Have You considered what they might be getting into?  I mean, why did You derive Your chosen stewards from <i>these?<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;\u00e8\u00bf\u2122\u00e6\u02dc\u00af\u00e6\u2014\u00a0\u00e7\u00a8\u00bd\u00e4\u00b9\u2039\u00e8\u00b0\u02c6,&#8221; his boss replies.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh,&#8221; says Gabriel.  &#8220;That makes sense.&#8221;<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And on the eighth day, monkeys (who, finding themselves well-equipped, simply climbed the firmament) get into everything: the cloud inflater, the island wheel, the seraphs&#8217; eye irrigator. The atmosphere gets pumped with nitrogen; the Big Kite becomes a Dipper. They never determine what happened in the glacier press, but it takes two millennia to clean. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1570],"class_list":["post-119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-gabriel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2897,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions\/2897"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}