{"id":1185,"date":"2008-03-07T11:06:35","date_gmt":"2008-03-07T16:06:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/03\/07\/longinus-2\/"},"modified":"2009-08-06T14:29:35","modified_gmt":"2009-08-06T22:29:35","slug":"longinus-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/03\/07\/longinus-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Longinus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay look the whole reason they got <a href=\"http:\/\/fabiansociety.blogspot.com\/2008\/03\/ahasuerus_19.html\">Spanish Inquisited<\/a> is because Ahasuerus wouldn&#8217;t tell him <a href=\"http:\/\/fabiansociety.blogspot.com\/2008\/03\/ahasuerus.html\">how he lost half his nose<\/a>.  A simple question!  But the little prick would just snigger through his remaining nostril and say he&#8217;d used it as bait.<\/p>\n<p>So Longinus brought the matter to some people who knew how to get answers and, here&#8217;s the tricky part, turns out that accusing someone else is technically saying they led you into heresy, so you&#8217;re both screwed.  Which, y&#8217;know, come on.  Longinus pointed out that compared to him, his investigators were the <i>real<\/i> heretics.<\/p>\n<p>They really didn&#8217;t like that.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay look the whole reason they got Spanish Inquisited is because Ahasuerus wouldn&#8217;t tell him how he lost half his nose. A simple question! But the little prick would just snigger through his remaining nostril and say he&#8217;d used it as bait. So Longinus brought the matter to some people who knew how to get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[1997,2791],"class_list":["post-1185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-longinus","tag-ahasuerus","tag-longinus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1185"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1185"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1185\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3358,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1185\/revisions\/3358"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}