{"id":1179,"date":"2008-03-17T07:00:55","date_gmt":"2008-03-17T12:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/03\/17\/keeley\/"},"modified":"2009-08-06T15:04:02","modified_gmt":"2009-08-06T23:04:02","slug":"keeley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/03\/17\/keeley\/","title":{"rendered":"Keeley"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Sometimes I don't realize how hard I'm trying to be Kelly Link.\">\n<p>Every four weeks, on the waning sliver, Keeley&#8217;s mother makes them pack up the whole carnival and drive to the most secluded spot around.  Keeley&#8217;s mother is happiest if this requires actively trespassing.  Then they set up and turn on and run the thing all night so that the ghosts can have their turn.<\/p>\n<p>There aren&#8217;t any actual ghosts; Keeley&#8217;s mother just needs some weird justification for her monthly gin bender.<\/p>\n<p>One time Keeley cut eyeholes in a sheet and wandered around hoping a ghost would kiss her, but instead Siam and Zion (the twins) did, and that was okay too.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every four weeks, on the waning sliver, Keeley&#8217;s mother makes them pack up the whole carnival and drive to the most secluded spot around. Keeley&#8217;s mother is happiest if this requires actively trespassing. Then they set up and turn on and run the thing all night so that the ghosts can have their turn. There [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[286,2000,2001],"class_list":["post-1179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-keeley","tag-siam","tag-zion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1179"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1179"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1179\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3363,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1179\/revisions\/3363"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}