{"id":1177,"date":"2008-03-03T07:00:36","date_gmt":"2008-03-03T12:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/03\/03\/gillelie\/"},"modified":"2009-08-05T09:49:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-05T17:49:00","slug":"gillelie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/03\/03\/gillelie\/","title":{"rendered":"Gillelie"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Just another pop culture love letter.\">\n<p>&#8220;I hate hair,&#8221; Gillelie announces.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes,&#8221; murmurs Amette as she counts out the register.  &#8220;Just like it says on your shirt.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Gillelie wipes a stray hair off the nametag she&#8217;s emblazoned HAIR SUCKS.  &#8220;Oh,&#8221; she says, &#8220;you already saw that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You still have to sweep it up.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t mind that part!&#8221;  Gillelie leans down to run the shop broom down the salon floor.  &#8220;This way I get to tell the hair how much it sucks.  I mean, would it even know otherwise?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I doubt the hair is listening,&#8221; says Amette.<\/p>\n<p>But <i>you<\/i> are, thinks Gillelie smugly, patting her stubbled head.<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I hate hair,&#8221; Gillelie announces. &#8220;Yes,&#8221; murmurs Amette as she counts out the register. &#8220;Just like it says on your shirt.&#8221; Gillelie wipes a stray hair off the nametag she&#8217;s emblazoned HAIR SUCKS. &#8220;Oh,&#8221; she says, &#8220;you already saw that?&#8221; &#8220;You still have to sweep it up.&#8221; &#8220;I don&#8217;t mind that part!&#8221; Gillelie leans down [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1994,1993],"class_list":["post-1177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-amette","tag-gillelie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1177"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1177"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3352,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1177\/revisions\/3352"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}