{"id":1175,"date":"2008-02-29T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-29T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/02\/29\/hoof-2\/"},"modified":"2009-08-05T09:47:15","modified_gmt":"2009-08-05T17:47:15","slug":"hoof-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/02\/29\/hoof-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Hoof"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hoof only notices because he&#8217;s been doing it for three days.  It&#8217;s not impossible:  you could try on a well-fueled humbug, or a trike, if the ground were flatter here.  But no one&#8217;s ever kept up with her on foot this long.<\/p>\n<p>So she makes camp and waits until he walks up and plops down next to her fire, smiling shyly.  He puts his sword down without a glance at the gun in her lap.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What kind of robber are you?&#8221; says Hoof, in some bewilderment.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m Found Dog!&#8221; he says cheerfully.  &#8220;Found Dog is a good person to be!&#8221;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hoof only notices because he&#8217;s been doing it for three days. It&#8217;s not impossible: you could try on a well-fueled humbug, or a trike, if the ground were flatter here. But no one&#8217;s ever kept up with her on foot this long. So she makes camp and waits until he walks up and plops down [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1147,1989],"class_list":["post-1175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-found-dog","tag-hoof"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1175"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1175"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3351,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1175\/revisions\/3351"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}