{"id":117,"date":"2006-11-17T06:56:13","date_gmt":"2006-11-17T11:56:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/11\/17\/colleen\/"},"modified":"2009-07-07T07:15:04","modified_gmt":"2009-07-07T15:15:04","slug":"colleen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/11\/17\/colleen\/","title":{"rendered":"Colleen"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"First six words by Will White.\">\n<p>&#8220;I can&#8217;t believe it&#8217;s not Buddha,&#8221; says Colleen.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<i>The<\/i> Buddha,&#8221; says Bligh, &#8220;it&#8217;s a title, you extremely white person.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sorry.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They watch for a while.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But no,&#8221; Bligh mutters, &#8220;the real Buddha is probably not filled with robot bears.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re not big bears, but there are dozens of them climbing out of the bronze Vairocana&#8217;s mouth, and they&#8217;ve got buzzsaws.  They can&#8217;t climb; Colleen and Bligh are safe clinging to the pagoda ledge.  Most of the other tourists are already  dismembered.  The bears are aligning their limbs in patterns.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Think it means something?&#8221;  Colleen squints.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s kanji,&#8221; says Bligh.  &#8220;For <i>assholes.<\/i>&#8220;<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I can&#8217;t believe it&#8217;s not Buddha,&#8221; says Colleen. &#8220;The Buddha,&#8221; says Bligh, &#8220;it&#8217;s a title, you extremely white person.&#8221; &#8220;Sorry.&#8221; They watch for a while. &#8220;But no,&#8221; Bligh mutters, &#8220;the real Buddha is probably not filled with robot bears.&#8221; They&#8217;re not big bears, but there are dozens of them climbing out of the bronze Vairocana&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1572,1573],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bligh","tag-colleen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2907,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions\/2907"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}