{"id":1167,"date":"2008-02-15T08:15:44","date_gmt":"2008-02-15T13:15:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/02\/15\/valentino-2\/"},"modified":"2009-08-05T08:35:57","modified_gmt":"2009-08-05T16:35:57","slug":"valentino-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/02\/15\/valentino-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Valentino"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Mad props to Maria Barnes.\">\n<p>Cupid Valentino (the modern-day Cupid) wakes to the blue DVD logo on the television.  He&#8217;s most of the way on the couch; Yelena&#8217;s asleep in the recliner and Aggie&#8217;s sprawled out on the floor.  He was trying to remember something.  Yes.  Right.  The <i>Kolchak<\/i> marathon?  But no, they definitely got through that.  He gathers dishes and ponders whether the remains of the pizza are worth trying to save.<\/p>\n<p>On his way into the kitchen, he blears at the bright green clock on the front of the player.  3:24 am, 02-15-2008.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s definitely something he was supposed to remember.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cupid Valentino (the modern-day Cupid) wakes to the blue DVD logo on the television. He&#8217;s most of the way on the couch; Yelena&#8217;s asleep in the recliner and Aggie&#8217;s sprawled out on the floor. He was trying to remember something. Yes. Right. The Kolchak marathon? But no, they definitely got through that. He gathers dishes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1361],"class_list":["post-1167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-valentino"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1167"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1167"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3343,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1167\/revisions\/3343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}