{"id":116,"date":"2006-11-20T07:35:49","date_gmt":"2006-11-20T12:35:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/11\/20\/rilo\/"},"modified":"2009-07-07T07:14:52","modified_gmt":"2009-07-07T15:14:52","slug":"rilo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/11\/20\/rilo\/","title":{"rendered":"Rilo"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"First six words by Benhimself.\">\n<p>It is, unfortunately, laundry day again; tomorrow Riley will be improvising socks out of newsprint.  He sighs, fills the mesh bag to bursting, and girds himself for battle.<\/p>\n<p>Except he doesn&#8217;t literally gird himself because he&#8217;s been commando for a week.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hi, Ceely,&#8221; he says as he backs through the door.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh my God!&#8221; says Ceely, delighted.  &#8220;We&#8217;re always here at the same time!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Weird,&#8221; says Rilo, who&#8217;s seen her staking the place out for weeks.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You are <i>so<\/i> stalking me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Everybody does laundry,&#8221; mutters Rilo, jamming whites into reds with one foot.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey,&#8221; says Ceely, &#8220;seen your cat this week?&#8221;<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is, unfortunately, laundry day again; tomorrow Riley will be improvising socks out of newsprint. He sighs, fills the mesh bag to bursting, and girds himself for battle. Except he doesn&#8217;t literally gird himself because he&#8217;s been commando for a week. &#8220;Hi, Ceely,&#8221; he says as he backs through the door. &#8220;Oh my God!&#8221; says [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1575,1574],"class_list":["post-116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-celly","tag-rilo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=116"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2905,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions\/2905"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}