{"id":115,"date":"2006-11-21T07:44:02","date_gmt":"2006-11-21T12:44:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/11\/21\/brendan\/"},"modified":"2009-07-07T07:15:40","modified_gmt":"2009-07-07T15:15:40","slug":"brendan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/11\/21\/brendan\/","title":{"rendered":"Brendan"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"First six words by Stephen Heintz.  Everything else by ME, baby\">\n<p>Brendan and Stephen ignite their jetpacks and blast away from the plummeting, burning aircraft carrier.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Burn hard!&#8221; snaps Stephen.  &#8220;If we don&#8217;t break every speed record <i>known to man,<\/i> we&#8217;ll be too late to save President McDonnell!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And her orphan puppy farm,&#8221; agrees Brendan grimly.  &#8220;Endangered orphan puppy.  N-nuns.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Stephen sighs.  &#8220;Okay, just&#8211;cut it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The sky flickers to flat green; winches lower them to the floor.  &#8220;Look, I&#8217;m no good at action improv!&#8221; says Brendan, unbuckling his harness.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; says Stephen reluctantly, &#8220;there&#8217;s always action <i>romance<\/i> improv.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Brendan grabs him and dips him low.  &#8220;Now you&#8217;re talkin&#8217;,&#8221; he breathes.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brendan and Stephen ignite their jetpacks and blast away from the plummeting, burning aircraft carrier. &#8220;Burn hard!&#8221; snaps Stephen. &#8220;If we don&#8217;t break every speed record known to man, we&#8217;ll be too late to save President McDonnell!&#8221; &#8220;And her orphan puppy farm,&#8221; agrees Brendan grimly. &#8220;Endangered orphan puppy. N-nuns.&#8221; Stephen sighs. &#8220;Okay, just&#8211;cut it.&#8221; The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[635,1576],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-brendan","tag-stephen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2908,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions\/2908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}