Erik goes out for a haircut and some groceries. When he opens the box at home, the haircut leaps straight for his head.<\/p>\n
“No, haircut!” says Erik. “Bad!”<\/p>\n
The haircut grumbles and paws at the back door. Erik lets it run around in the yard a little while and shave some squirrels.<\/p>\n
It’s at this point that Erik notices it: his reverse widow’s peak. Hanks come away in his hand and he panics, grabs the haircut, shoves it into the screaming garbage disposal.<\/p>\n
“Jesus, Erik,” says Marivel, staring from the door.<\/p>\n
“It’s okay!” says Erik, a bit shrilly. “It’ll grow back!”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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