“English is a shitty first language.”<\/p>\n
“Better a first than a second,” Jarrod chuckles.<\/p>\n
“Exactly!” says Mori. “So it would be easier than ever as a zeroth language.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, like how they teach babies sign language?” Jarrod says brightly. “I’ve heard that can be really helpful when–”<\/p>\n
Mori flaps that away. “So zeroth has been done,” she says. “But know what hasn’t? A negative-oneth language.”<\/p>\n
“Negative-first,” says Jarrod.<\/p>\n
Mori frowns. “No, I checked,” she says. “There’s nothing in the APA Manual–”<\/p>\n
“So what’s after that?” Jarrod laughs. “Twoth? Threeth?”<\/p>\n
“A negative-oneth language wouldn’t have these problems,” Mori grumbles.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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