“Really, all the good reviews in the world don’t amount to more than they’re meant,” says Daryl, “to, amount to, mean, to, er, help, I appear to be trapped in this sentence and I don’t know how to get out.”<\/p>\n
“Go meta,” says Janis, grinning. “That’s my secret trick for getting out of anything.”<\/p>\n
Daryl laughs. “Man, you should tell that to, like, criminals. It’s not a jail if you think outside it!”<\/p>\n
Pause.<\/p>\n
“I didn’t mention that I was in prison, did I?” says Janis, fiddling with her fork.<\/p>\n
Going meta! thinks Daryl frantically. I am going meta right now!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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