“This isn’t supposed to happen to me,” protests Clarice. “You’re supposed to be giving this talk to some birthmarked teenager with violet eyes that change color with her mood!”<\/p>\n
The dragon blinks mildly. “Aren’t you?”<\/p>\n
“I’m a forty-six-year-old single mother,” snaps Clarice, “and my eyes are hazel.”<\/p>\n
It shrugs. “I can’t speak for the sword’s predilections. You are its choice; this is your destiny.”<\/p>\n
The grip’s wound with ancient leather in grooves that perfectly fit her fingers; the blade nearly leaps into her hand, thrumming with life and power.<\/p>\n
It kind of reminds her of her vibrator.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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