“People who look at the horoscopes,” says Latifa, “are being led astray. The future’s in the newspaper, all right, but it’s never so obvious.”<\/p>\n
“Journalismancy?” asks Salud skeptically. “What, like they print next week’s stock prices by mistake?”<\/p>\n
Latifa shakes her head. “The defining attributes of prophecy are that it hides small truths in a mass of writing and that its transcribers don’t know which is which. Elijah, Nostradamus, and now Gannett–when not even the publisher reads a whole newspaper, it’s easy for the future to slip into the gutters.”<\/p>\n
“Show me,” says Salud.<\/p>\n
“LOST,” reads Latifa, “Seven fat cows.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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