{"id":1125,"date":"2007-12-25T07:00:51","date_gmt":"2007-12-25T12:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/12\/25\/klaus-2\/"},"modified":"2009-07-30T23:11:28","modified_gmt":"2009-07-31T07:11:28","slug":"klaus-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/12\/25\/klaus-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Klaus"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Merry Christmas TO DEATH\">\n<p>&#8220;We can&#8217;t launch the sled from here,&#8221; hoots the elf-chief.  &#8220;We&#8217;d have to drag it to a good ion ramp&#8211;the power station would do in a pinch.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But we know the Black Fridays have that whole quarter of the city locked down,&#8221; says Tim Cripple.  &#8220;What are we going to do, sneak down their chimney?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Klaus shakes his head.  &#8220;They&#8217;ve sown the blitzen,&#8221; he says, &#8220;they&#8217;ll reap the donder.  We go in the front door, where they&#8217;ll least expect us.  And we fight.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;With what?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;d be amazed,&#8221; grumbles Klaus, hauling out a Howitzer, &#8220;what some people consider toys.&#8221;<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;We can&#8217;t launch the sled from here,&#8221; hoots the elf-chief. &#8220;We&#8217;d have to drag it to a good ion ramp&#8211;the power station would do in a pinch.&#8221; &#8220;But we know the Black Fridays have that whole quarter of the city locked down,&#8221; says Tim Cripple. &#8220;What are we going to do, sneak down their chimney?&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1611],"class_list":["post-1125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-klaus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1125"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1125"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1125\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3297,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1125\/revisions\/3297"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}