{"id":1116,"date":"2007-12-12T07:00:27","date_gmt":"2007-12-12T12:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/12\/12\/feldspar\/"},"modified":"2009-07-30T23:08:49","modified_gmt":"2009-07-31T07:08:49","slug":"feldspar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/12\/12\/feldspar\/","title":{"rendered":"Feldspar"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Great, my first pee joke.  SO GLAD YOU COULD READ THIS ANACRUSIS LANDMARK.\">\n<p>Feldspar gathers his hot young Turks about him.  &#8220;Standing meeting!&#8221; he declares.  &#8220;Today we break down the campaign for Pyrite Showers&#8217; new album, <i>The Burning Stream<\/i>.  It&#8217;s a very splashy blitz with a lot of force behind it, and our job is to add sizzle!  Can I get mockups by EOD?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sure, but how are you going to penetrate the target demo?&#8221; asks one of the Turks.  &#8220;New media synergy?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;TV Juniors?&#8221; asks another.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Street teams?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Flash mobs!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nope,&#8221; grins Feldspar.  &#8220;Better yet&#8211;we&#8217;re going viral.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Six million people in the 18-32 bracket have difficulty explaining this to their doctors.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Feldspar gathers his hot young Turks about him. &#8220;Standing meeting!&#8221; he declares. &#8220;Today we break down the campaign for Pyrite Showers&#8217; new album, The Burning Stream. It&#8217;s a very splashy blitz with a lot of force behind it, and our job is to add sizzle! Can I get mockups by EOD?&#8221; &#8220;Sure, but how are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1935],"class_list":["post-1116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-feldspar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1116"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3288,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116\/revisions\/3288"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}