{"id":1114,"date":"2007-12-10T07:00:26","date_gmt":"2007-12-10T12:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/12\/10\/denny\/"},"modified":"2009-07-30T23:08:15","modified_gmt":"2009-07-31T07:08:15","slug":"denny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/12\/10\/denny\/","title":{"rendered":"Denny"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Stolen to an almost insulting degree from Robin Holly.\">\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m going to kill every last one of you,&#8221; grates Denny, &#8220;and your wives, and your dogs and lawyers.  I&#8217;ll burn your homes to the ground.  I&#8217;ll sow your lawns with salt.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No!  Please!&#8221; cries Anton, townsfolk huddled behind him.  &#8220;Why are you doing this?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Because your children will get your life insurance money,&#8221; cackles Denny, &#8220;and use it to buy video game systems, including, most likely, the anime-based game for which my brother&#8217;s friend did the sound effects, which means <i>she&#8217;ll probably get to do the sequel!<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Later Anton escapes, and gets elected, and makes that his economic policy.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m going to kill every last one of you,&#8221; grates Denny, &#8220;and your wives, and your dogs and lawyers. I&#8217;ll burn your homes to the ground. I&#8217;ll sow your lawns with salt.&#8221; &#8220;No! Please!&#8221; cries Anton, townsfolk huddled behind him. &#8220;Why are you doing this?&#8221; &#8220;Because your children will get your life insurance money,&#8221; cackles [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1934,1933],"class_list":["post-1114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anton","tag-denny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1114"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1114"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1114\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3286,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1114\/revisions\/3286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}