“You’ve got your standard lunch-table factions in here,” says Hiram, “your lacrosse jocks, band geeks, cheerleaders and–”<\/p>\n
“Let me guess,” says Alaric, “goths?”<\/p>\n
“Visigoths, actually,” says Hiram.<\/p>\n
“Are they still into self-mutilation and the Cure?”<\/p>\n
“No. Just sacking.”<\/p>\n
The Visigoths sack the pizza line; their leader whoops and whirls a heat lamp around his head. Some of them have ponies.<\/p>\n
“I think the administration would be annoyed,” says Hiram, “if they didn’t produce such advanced metalworks.”<\/p>\n
“I want a pony!”<\/p>\n
“You should join.”<\/p>\n
Alaric does, and learns that they sack so much because they never get any lunch money.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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